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we-love-penis:

🙌

we-love-penis:

🙌

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tlw challenge

↳ (10/10) Characters: Jenny Schecter

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nicodiangeloisaqueer:

pruprupastapants:

ghostwriters-r-us:

sadbunnny:

sass-master-jack-frost:

snowyarcherprince:

book-harlot:

My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

Um…

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.

I DONT GET IT

I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c

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I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY

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soycrates:

Suggestions for X-Files opening titles.

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kurt-lana-and-pizza:

cruelings:

✿ similar here ✿

† She prays the rosary for my broken mind †

kurt-lana-and-pizza:

cruelings:

✿ similar here 

† She prays the rosary for my broken mind †

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unfollowfriday:

when you and your buddy are low on potassium

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thugmissus:

me: *imagines being straight*

me: 

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