booze, boys, & balloonies
none of this is mine.
it is not safe for work.
it is not heteronormative.
it is not for minors.


blease… i’m pegging you….
dude you have to thrust me on this one..
(via greenghouls)
my budget is a fucking mess. i‘ve got the spending habits of a victorian dandy on the salary of a medieval serf. i’m living like post-incarceration oscar wilde with prime 2-day shipping
(via sergeantsarcasm)
miss piggy is an honorary faggot
miss piggy invented poppers
Poppers pigs are referred to as such in her honor. Know your herstory.
(via thisistemporaryiguess)